A DECLAMATION BY ERASMUS OF ROTTERDAM |
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[41]. But what do men seek from these saints except what belongs to folly? Amongst all the votive offerings you
covering the walls of cer' fain churches right up to the ve'ry roof, have you ever seen one put up for an escape from folly or for the slightest gain in wisdom? One man escaped drowning, another was run through by his enemy and survived, another boldly (and equally fortunately) fled from battle and left his fellows to continue the fight. Another came down from the gallows, thanks to some saint who befriends thieves, and went on to relieve a good many people. of their burden of wealth. This one broke out 'of prison, that one recovered from a fever, to the annoyance of his doctors; yet another swallowed poison, but it acted as a purge and did him good instead of killing him - a waste of effort and money for his wife, who was not at all pleased. Another upset his wagon but drove his horses home unhurt, another escaped with his life w'hen his house collapsed, and anoti was caught in the act by a husband but got away. Not one them gives thanks for being rid of folly, and it's so
not to be wise that mortals would prefer to pray for deliver. ance from anything rather than from me;
But I don't know why I'm wading through this sea of superstition:
A voice of iron, I could not count the types Of fool, nor yet enumerate the names Of every kind of folly.79 The ordinary life of Christians everywhere abounds in these Varieties of sillin~ess, and they are readily permitted and encouraged by priests who are not unaware of the profit to be made thereby. Meanwhile, if some disagreeable wiseacre were to get up and interrupt with a statement of the true facts: "You won't do badly when you die if you've been good in your lifetime. You'll redeem your sins only by adding hatred for wrong-doing, tears, vigils, prayers, fasts, and a change in your whole way of living to the small suni you've already paid. The saint will protect you if you'll try to imitate his life" - if, I repeat, your wise man starts blurting out these uncomfortable truths, you can see how he'll soon destroy the world's peace of ~nind and plunge it into confusion. In the same company belong those who lay down such precise instructions in their lifetime for the funeral ceremonies they want that they even list in detail the number of candles, black cloaks, singers and hired mourners the~ wish be there, as if it were possible for~some awareness of this to return to them, or the dead would be ashamed to be joined by a corpse which didn't haye a splendid burial. They might be newly elected officials planning a public or banquet, such is their zeal.80
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